I've been robbed

[gary kinge]

Managed to lose a dark blue suit jacket at the dinner and dance on saturday night.The hotel dont have it so i'm guessing somebody may of picked it up by accident,if anyone can help i'd be grateful.Other than that it was a good night....shame about the morning after,mouth like a vultures crotch an a head like it had been beaten with a bat.

[eddie74]

same colour as your shirt then gary, purple ....................

[Dave Tye]

[quote="gary kinge"]shame about the morning after,mouth like a vultures crotch {/quote]

Glad you had a good time fella, hope the jacket turns up... But how the hell do you know what a vultures crotch is like??????? (On second thoughts maybe I don't want to know!)

Dave

[the j's]

it wasnt me gary ! it would be to bloody small

eric

[gary kinge]

Its alright eric your in the clear,a jacket has been found.Knowing my luck its not mine but i'm not going to buy another as thats the second one i've lost when i've had a few too many.I'll make it fit even if its Kev Foyles.

[SBR 44]

dear o' dear gary!! it probably got left out the front of the hotel whilst you were doing ur 'full monty act' to the local residents in the hospital opposite! ofcourse i didnt stand around to watch ur little panto' but them gummy grannies seemed to be enjoying themselves!! dirty f***er

[racingfreak]

ive got it.............. ive been using it to wipe my arse

[gary kinge]

Strange thing to wipe your arse on,most people use toilet paper,must be the neanderthal way.