12 Steps of SideCar Racing

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Thorina

12 Steps of SideCar Racing

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1. We admitted we were powerless over sidecars--that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could never restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our schedule and our free time over to the care of the GGOSR, as we understood Him. Because, really...who in the Hell wants his job...and anyone that does is obviously insane.

4. Made a searching and fearful inventory of how many sidecars we own, or want to own.

5. Avoided admitting to God, to ourselves and to any other human beings exactly how many sidecars we own or want to own.

6. We are entirely ready to have the GGOSR sell us more…on the EZ payment plan, of course.

7. Humbly asked Him what the Hell IS this and where the Hell do I get a new one?

8. Made a list of all persons we had mocked, made fun of, or roosted blatantly and became willing to mock, make fun of, or roost them blatantly once again.

9. Made direct mockery to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would make them cry in front of others. We do have some morals, you know.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were right, promptly pointed it out to others, as often as possible.

11. Sought, through drinking and more drinking to improve our conscious contact with the GGOSR, as we understood Him, praying only for His willingness to extend our credit for just one more and the power to load it up with the help of people standing around in the pits.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to solo-bike racers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs. (see #1)
This, apparently scares the living Hell out of most solo-bike racers.
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